naoyukimurai:

c-ravinqs:

kingforafuckingday:

poptarter:

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?

“cheer up!” Oh wow, three years of depression, fixed! Just like that.

“don’t be afraid!” look at that I’m fearless now

“Don’t worry!” Look at that, I am worry free.

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

imarcherok:

teamfreewifi:

imarcherok:

Me: Posts something witty and clever… 2 notes

Other people: Post a picture of an egg… 160 notes

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie