“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“cheer up!” Oh wow, three years of depression, fixed! Just like that.
“don’t be afraid!” look at that I’m fearless now
“Don’t worry!” Look at that, I am worry free.
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
Me: Posts something witty and clever… 2 notes
Other people: Post a picture of an egg… 160 notes
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex